My tweets

• Tue, 12:50: Now is the time! Write me in for the position of King. They spell it President here, but it's pronounced King.
• Tue, 14:45: There's a blood mobile here. I think I'll give blood after casting my ballot. After all people gave blood so I could have the right to vote.
• Wed, 03:38: Half of Fox News is in denial the other half is making excuses.